Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Invasion of the Heart Princess

When I had my heart surgery I said I wasn't a cardiac patient, I was a "heart princess." A cute moniker to help soften the blow of what I really was…somebody whose world completely changed….somebody who could have died. Now maybe that sounds melodramatic. But that is part of the problem. I haven't allowed myself to be melodramatic. Hiding behind Heart Princess I could pretend to be strong when I really felt like falling apart.

For the last six months I have been trying to deal with this Heart Princess person. Trying to integrate this person into who I was BS (before surgery) has been a difficult task for me. I have come to resent, hate and rebel against this "heart princess." She is no princess at all. She is a cold-hearted bitch and I hate her. I am so angry sometimes that I can't see straight. I didn't ask for this. I didn't deserve this. I was living my life, finally creating something that I felt proud of. I loved being a social worker, working with clients and even felt that I actually did some good. I was mom to two great kids and I seemed to not be totally messing that up. I was becoming a stronger runner everyday - running harder and farther every week and beginning to even think about running a half marathon. Like a cruel version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, this Heart Princess walked in the door and just decided - not just to take over- but to take away all that I had worked so hard for and left me a life I don't recognize.

No clearer is the change in me as evident then in the mirror. I am now officially fat. I am not talking about the uncomfortable bloat that you wake up to on Jan 2 after you've spent the entire holiday season eating everything INCLLUDING Aunt Martha's fruit cake. Or even the ramifications of running through the drive thru one too many times for lunch. And it is mostly definitely not the, "oh my GAWD I ate a piece of bread this week" from the Paris Hilton Crowd. This is serious. Lecture-from-doctors-serious. "You're heart can't handle all this weight" serious. I am three pounds away from my heaviest weight ever….which happened to be when I was PREGNANT.

I have never had a good relationship with food or my body. I know what it is like to wield food like a weapon, to withhold or binge on food to feel some small piece of power. I've used eating as a way to make myself feel better than the people around me. I've used it to make myself feel worse, and now I feel worse than I ever have Something has to change. NOW. And not just because the doctors say so, because Heart Princess and I can't live like this anymore. We need to integrate. For both our sakes. I never wanted to be a Heart Princess and she isn't going away. We are playing tug-of-war with each other and neither one of us I backing down. Being fat is the physical manifestation of everything that has changed since I've had open heart surgery: my inability to exercise, my not working and turning into a slug and using clothes to hide my weight… and my scar.

What is my step in the dance?


Dig my heels in. That is what I do. You tell me I can't do something, damn if I am not going to kick and scratch until I prove you wrong. So it made sense to me that the more I dug in, the more difficult it was to accept the interloper. She is not going away and the more I rant and rave and throw clothes around Anne Taylor and JJill that don't fit and scream about how fat I am the more she is going to dig her heels in and settle in for the long haul. So I began to ask myself the question I used to ask my clients "what is your step in the dance?" I realized that every piece of clothing I put on that pinched, was so tight it hurt, or that I used to cover up and hide my body fueled my resentment. I decided I needed to make her feel comfortable and not like an unwelcome guest at a party. You know, invite her to eat lunch at the cool kids' table. I was thinking about ways to do this yesterday driving around and it thought maybe some retail therapy might be in order. It would have to be different this time. I couldn't do it with resentment or anger bitching and moaning and feeling disgusting and like a total failure. I would have to let that all go. It was going to have to come from a place of acceptance. It was time to meet my heart princess where she was at, welcome her with open arms and tell her the same thing I needed to hear, "it is going to be okay. We can do this. This is not forever." So in the jean aisle at Old Navy I resolved to buy a pair of jeans that fit - that I felt comfortable in- without even looking at the size. I scooped up different cuts and sizes and kept reminding myself that this would not work if I got pissed off.

Five minutes later I was in the dressing room in the first pair of jeans that I have felt good in in the last six months. Slipping those jeans on and not struggling with the buttons felt like me giving my heart princess a big hug. I could hear both of us sigh in relief. In that moment we met each other halfway. We're in this together. WE can do this. Not just dealing with the weight issues but dealing with the whole trauma of having open heart surgery. Together we can deal with the many fears that have gotten us to this weight and get past them. Together.

Nobody has understood what it has been like, but in that moment in the dressing room in my new jeans that fit, I finally found somebody who did get it and while I was so very grateful to have finally found her, I was sad to think she had been here all along I had just been too busy fighting her to realize.

This doesn't mean I'm giving up or that I am accepting my weight. It is unhealthy and I need to change it, not for a size I want to wear, but because I don't want my weight to sabotage my new heart. I also need to give up searching from outside sources of understanding. It just isn't going to happen. I am going to have to provide myself with understanding and comfort and that is going to have to be enough. That and maybe a cute new pair of pumps. My feet have gotten fat too! :)

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Do One Thing Everyday That Scares the S"*!T Out of You!

One thing you must know about me is that I am the biggest chicken on the face of the planet. Bawk, Bawk, Bawk. Yeah, that is me. I'm afraid of everything, roller coasters, pain, fast cars, new restaurants, new people, old people doesn't matter it terrifies me, and me terrified is NOT a pretty sight. Just ask the 20 or so fellow grad students (not to mention the prof!) who had to endure my first grad school presentation! UGG. I think there is a part of me that is still be scraped off the wall in that classroom! So me going on a national casting call for ANYTHING is totally out of character! Me? Talk? You mean, like, in front of people? That I don't know? With cameras around? Might as well just shoot me now! Now once you get to know me, I won't shut the hell up, but at first? No freaking way! But when the AHA's Go Red Campaign came to Houston seeking women to share their "inspiring stories" I wanted to go because I'm a masochist like that.

It was an amazing experience. Kudos to the staff. They noticed I was nervous and told me I could "practice" telling my story on them before I went in for an interview. One of them even lent me this fierce red trench coat jacket to wear. Truth be told, I probably looked like a red oompha loompha, but I felt like I had just walked out of a What Not to Wear reveal. Stacy and Clinton would have been proud. I told my story to the interviewer, made her cry, and even did a brief interview (complete with pics) for the local newspaper! I was so dang proud of myself! I did it! Something that scared me to death, and I did it!

How did I do it? What got me through? Well, about a year ago my 13 y/o walking talking hormone (AKA my son) performed in his school's annual talent show. He was the only boy to perform and the gym was packed, but he absolutely rocked. Whenever I thought about giving up yesterday - of just turning around and going home, I pictured my son, on stage, no fear, rocking out to Weezer's Beverly Hills and told myself "I can do this!" then I surprised myself by actually doing it. Go Red. Go Caleb! Go ME!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Data Connection Rejected: Are We Human or Are We Dancer?

While trying to IM with my BFF yesterday my Blackberry very rudely informed me that it "rejected" my attempt at connection! WHAT? How dare it! Freaking thing! Doesn't Mr. Blackberry understand I need my connection - that his rejection was felt on a very deep and personal level. Well okay, may not Blackberry personally, but it did leaving me thinking about what happens when our attempts at connection are rejected.

At this point in my life I am starved for connection. Since having open heart surgery I am no longer working. My central self-care routine (running till I puke) is not an option at the moment. I went from being a busy, successfully working mom to a slug in baggy sweats and oversize T-shirts to hide the bulges! Work and running centered me, grounded me, connected me to others and to myself. With them gone I became untethered and depressed. I have many friends who would understand and answer my call, "I need to connect!!" But the fear of receiving that message "data connection rejected" keeps me from opening my e-mail and sending those words to anyone in my address book. I have a list of excuses: they work, they have kids, they're too busy but the main reason is that fear of rejection. What is it about us that causes us to fear the most the thing we need the most?

I'm afraid of being laughed at. "Why is SHE calling me?" I know this to be an irrational fear. Nobody I know would say that to me. So what is beneath the fear or ridicule - showing weakness - admitting we don't just need help - we need people -to laugh with, cry with, celebrate and mourn with- we need connection. I know that I need to share my story about my heart surgery and I haven't fully done that yet with anybody. But I desperately need to share my story and have somebody "get it." To understand how scared I was. To understand why it is still mentally hard for me to run. I need to be understood as to how badly I feel my body betrayed me and how terrified I am that it will do it again and this time I may not be so lucky. That I still dream of my daughter, standing there in a beautiful wedding dress and she is crying for me…because I'm not there!

Then I think, maybe I am the one who is doing the rejecting? Maybe there are opportunities all around me to get the connection I need. Maybe the world is full of people who are receiving my message of "data connection refused" Sometimes I think it is harder to be the receiver that the transmitter. To offer a shoulder, a pat on the back, a "that will do, pig, that will do." We are not mere receivers or transmitters, but are we human or are we dancer(s)? When Hunter S. Thomson wrote that, we was referring to our innate behavior to perform, to be what others needed or expected us to be. And if we were always "dancing" were we ever really human? However I heard this song by The Killers on the way to take ZoĆ« to dance lesson and it spoke to me in a different way. Are we dancers? Is there something out there greater than ourselves that when we allow it to work within us allows to achieve more, be more, lets us know the power of the universe at work in our lives….that allows us to dance…I wrote a list of 100 things I am grateful for today…things that make me dance…most of it is the people in my life. That is what makes us dancers. And it makes me realize that if I want to dance I need to receive connection as well as give it. What makes YOU a dancer? Right now it is the six year old tugging on my hand wanting to boggie down to The Go Go's We Got the Beat! Dance on!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Tools of the Trade

Anyone who has ever grown out their hair knows the value of the tools of the trade, namely headbands, ponytail holders, barrettes. Get a good hairband, slick back that hair, gel up the back in some funky spiky madness, and voila! Fake it till you make it is what I always say!

I've discovered that when growing out your life, you need tools too, namely friends, trips to Vegas, chocolate and alcohol...not necessarily in that order. Friends will force you out of the house, either for lunch, coffee, drinks...whatever, and they won't judge the sweatpants you have been wearing for the past three days. (at least not the good ones!) They will keep you from hacking at your bangs in fits of frustration and rage and lie to you and tell you that you look great when you know you look like ass. Getting hit on my some drunk guy in Vegas who you have shoes older than can be good for the self-esteem. Chocolate and alcohol are fairly self-explanatory.

I am lucky that I have several friends to get me through this growing out stage of my life. They have accepted me where I am at right now and continue to love me anyway, six inch scar, depression, and jacked up hair and all.

We tend to forget however, that we have tools inside of us! Tools we need to take care of ourselves so that we can grow out healthy and happy we tend to forget how to do this. We take care of everyone else around us like society says we should afraid of the voices that tell us we are a bad mother, wife, worker, woman if we are not doing it all...for someone else.

You would think that having open heart surgery would force me to start taking care of myself. In many ways it has but I have noticed this past week that the things I need to do for myself - things that make ME feel better - I have let fall by the wayside. I haven't been exercising, meditating, sleeping well, or getting sunlight and I'm feeling the ramifications. Basically I feel like crap. I did go for a walk - dragging my sluggish self through the streets of my Stepford Wife subdivision. No, it didn't make me feel better but I have to start doing somewhere. I told my kids that night before I went if for surgery, "my heart is not some aorta that needs to be repaired or some valve that needs to be replaced. My heart is YOU!" Can't take care of those pieces of my heart until I take care of my own first.